shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat
JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
"there is nothing straight about your destiny, young warlock"
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
Use this to combat pro-life “statistics” (aka, statistics pulled out of a random donkey’s hiney).
straight people are ridiculous i’m still mad about this i mean i wrote a story that was LITERALLY about two girls falling in love and half the people in my creative writing class were still like “well i interpreted it as platonic” but nah man lol keep complaining about the way we make your precious straight characters fit into queer ships
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
my eyeliner is always a little but uneven to remind people that im close to perfection but not there yet
sir could you just calm down for a second