Don't ask me about my sexuality you won't get a straight answer
Watching: Doctor Who S8, OUAt S3 (Rewatch)
Listening: If/Then Original Broadway Cast Recording
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
Have had this body chain for awhile now but just now breaking it out 😘
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri
It’s fucking ridiculous that we have to spend our adult lives relearning history and deconstructing the truth from the lies we were fed in school.